A couple weeks ago I got shoulder-clapped by a hot dude I kind of wanted to see without his pants on. My heart sank immediately. Why, you wonder? Well, according to Merriam-Webster, one of the definitions of the word “clap” is “to strike with the flat of the hand in a friendly way.” In other words,…
i just like people.
This woman’s comic helped me out so much with becoming comfortable with who I am and understanding and being comfortable with my sexuality. I honestly can not thank her enough.
The comic where she says, “I’m a lesbian with an exception?” struck such a chord with me it’s unbelievable.
Sexuality is fluid, I’ve learned from my own life. I love this for spreading that message.
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
It’s bizarre crimes afternoon here on WhiskeyForWing’s Tumblr
Happiness is a good band, a hot room, a stiff whiskey drink and dancing the night away with your best friend.




